ENGLAND is suffering an apocalyptic hangover only made worse by Scotland and Wales nagging about how…
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Five crucial coronavirus rules to follow when hopelessly pissed down the pub
OUT for a swift one? Staying out for nine more? Here are the five crucial rules…
POSSESSED HOME FLEES EXORCIST! – Weekly World News
“I’VE NEVER SEEN A HOUSE ACTUALLY SPRINT,” SAYS POLICE CHIEF When Weekly World News was contacted…
Couple who don’t want to send their kids to school off to the beach this weekend
OUT for a swift one? Staying out for nine more? Here are the five crucial rules…
‘Yeah, We Could Invite Friends Over And Call It A Supper Club!’ Says Couple Unknowingly Brainstorming End Of Own Relationship
TUCSON, AZ—Stressing that group dining could be a great way to bring together their disparate social…
How to start having dreadful middle class dinner parties again
WITH two households now able to meet, it’s the perfect opportunity to start showing off at…
Sleep: Myth Vs. Fact
When it comes to how and why people sleep, there are many existing misconceptions that people…
Your guide to the government’s horrible, overpriced new-build homes
BORIS Johnson has promised to ‘build build build’ more affordable homes, which are bound to be…
Test and trace demanded for those still infected with Brexit enthusiasm
WHAT’S the secret to becoming obscenely rich, apart from being born already rich and knowing lots…
The new rules for school which children will unfailingly obey because that’s what kids are like
THE government has outlined its new half-arsed rules for reopening schools which are impossible to follow…