How to recover after receiving an energy bill
2021-02-01
JUST got an eye-watering energy bill through your letterbox? Thinking of selling a kidney to pay it off? Get over the trauma and start recovering with these tips. Source linkRead More →
A diary of Kate Middleton’s exhausting parenting during lockdown
2021-02-01
THE Duchess of Cambridge has confessed she is exhausted by parenting under lockdown. Here is her average day: 7am Kids wake me up as usual – their rooms are 80ft away but sound carries dreadfully in these Georgian country houses. Pull the gold rope next to the bed for theirRead More →
Furious public can’t believe they’ll vote for Johnson again in a few years
2021-01-31
THE Duchess of Cambridge has confessed she is exhausted by parenting under lockdown. Here is her average day: 7am Kids wake me up as usual – their rooms are 80ft away but sound carries dreadfully in these Georgian country houses. Pull the gold rope next to the bed for theirRead More →
Congratulations! You’ve completed January
2021-01-31
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve completed the hardest January any of us are ever likely to experience. Locked-down, flat broke, with no Christmas or New Year to look back on fondly, the month has been hell for everyone, but it ends today. If you’ve been doing Dry January you deserve extra credit, youRead More →
Step out on the Mash’s bracing winter walk – directions below
2021-01-31
CONGRATULATIONS! You’ve completed the hardest January any of us are ever likely to experience. Locked-down, flat broke, with no Christmas or New Year to look back on fondly, the month has been hell for everyone, but it ends today. If you’ve been doing Dry January you deserve extra credit, youRead More →
Five different meals that are basically tomatoes and cheese, which is all your kids will eat
2021-01-31
FEEDING your kids five tomato-based dishes definitely counts as their five a day. At least you hope it does, or they’re getting rickets. Follow this guide: Cheese on toast, cheese sandwich or cheese toastie Your children are adamant that these are all radically different meals, and who are you toRead More →
Cold water swimming latest health trend people need to shut up about
2021-01-30
FEEDING your kids five tomato-based dishes definitely counts as their five a day. At least you hope it does, or they’re getting rickets. Follow this guide: Cheese on toast, cheese sandwich or cheese toastie Your children are adamant that these are all radically different meals, and who are you toRead More →
Woman texts 28 friends to dissect Tinder ‘hello’
2021-01-30
A PANICKED woman has texted 28 friends to canvas their opinions on what the ‘hello’ she received from a Tinder match could mean. Lucy Parry, 26, also asked for advice on how to respond to what she viewed as an opaque and intriguing message with many potential interpretations. Parry said:Read More →
Priti Patel’s tour of a quarantine hotel
2021-01-30
WITH mandatory quarantine being introduced for incoming travellers, home secretary Priti Patel offers an exclusive tour of one of the designated hotels. “Welcome to Travelodge London Heathrow Central, now known as Travelodge Dungeon One. We chose the Travelodge chain to save costs on the conversions, as they based their hotelRead More →
Bin collections, and other things your local Facebook group is weirdly obsessed with
2021-01-30
WITH mandatory quarantine being introduced for incoming travellers, home secretary Priti Patel offers an exclusive tour of one of the designated hotels. “Welcome to Travelodge London Heathrow Central, now known as Travelodge Dungeon One. We chose the Travelodge chain to save costs on the conversions, as they based their hotelRead More →